Saturday, September 12, 2009

This Is My Brain On Flu

Mass text message sent out by me, 6:23 p.m.:
"Here's how I know the flu is affecting my thinking: normally, I would not wonder at length about how hard it would be to make a topographical map of my butt, and if anyone has ever tried to make such a map before. I hate sick."
Response from Friend A:
"You are adorable. And I bet no one has done this."
"Then maybe I will be the first!"
Friend A:
"You are obviously too pretty to be sick."

I have the best friends in the world.

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