Tuesday, September 15, 2009

No More Ironing


I am far too pretty to be ironing shirts, anyway.

That is what I've tearfully concluded while sitting in my hazy apartment that still smells of burnt plastic.

As anyone who's been reading for a few days knows, I've been sick. And while I'm no longer contagious, I'm definitely still tired after fighting off that stupid flu. So when I looked at my range to heat up a burner, I was certain I chose the one that my pot of water was sitting on.

Looks like I chose wrong.

I got a whiff of burning plastic as my only clue. I looked over just in time to see huge flames burst from my iron. How could that be? My water wasn't even boiling!

I ran to my bathroom for a towel to beat out the fire, and threw open the front door on my way back to the kitchen. Smoke billowed straight for the fire alarm (are smoke particles magnetized?!) and set it off, so I had a soundtrack for my battle against the blaze. My internal voice-over sounded more like: should I be putting out the flames? Should I be calling 911? How am I going to tell this tale to maximum effect?

After I finally got the fire put out, the smoke detector continued to ring out its embarrassing story to my neighbors, and I called down to the office to ask them to come turn it off.

Then I called my mom because it is her job to make me feel better when I do stupid things. She told me about how she once took an ice pick to a refrigerator to help it defrost but killed it instead. That did the trick. The image of my mother attacking a fridge with a miner's pick is really what I envisioned, and I think that will be the image I use from now on when I need to not feel sad.

But the upside to this whole situation is that I will not have to iron anything for awhile. In fact, I might actually take this as a sign from the heavens that I really have no business handling irons at all.

Yep, that's how I'm going to spin this one.

7 comments:

Dave said...

I experienced a similar incident with a steak once...well, no, other than smoke and almost involving the fire department, it actually wasn't that similar at all. Never mind.

Hope you feel better...

Renee said...

Christina...that doesn't even make sense...I'm not kidding...when do irons self-destruct? I thought that was only in get smart was it? Or go-go gadget...you know what I mean.

Ash said...

Yea!!! I just figured out how to leave a comment!

OLSON! No more ironing for you... or boiling water!

Amber said...

This is why I don't iron.

Isabella & Max Rooms said...

Well, quite a funny story spun from a not so funny event. Yes, I would definitely take that as a sign that ironing should just not be in your future. Feel better and it was fun to find your blog.
Happy SITS!

Janell

Nicole said...

Ive always wished I had that problem! But judging from the pic I am thinking I am ok with ironing as long as that does not happen! lol

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

Randy Barnes said...

I am with you! No more ironing. Im will not be torching my iron however. Hate that stinky smell.