Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Prostitutes and Social Media

Okay. I am officially The Worst Blogger Ever.

I get on a schedule. You guys like me.

I get off the schedule. You guys find The Oatmeal.

How can I compete with The Oatmeal? I don't have a mouse for my laptop -- there's no way I can illustrate punctuation!

Here's what I can do: tweet from under Seattle. Yep, you read that right. If you follow me on Twitter, not only will you get to see the strange things that pass through my head, but this weekend you'll basically be tagging along on the Underground Seattle Tour. This one, though, features prostitutes!

That was a lie. There are no actual prostitutes, just our noble prostitute history. But because it's awesome, I think you should follow me quick to make sure you don't miss out.

Oh, and would you do me a favor? Send me a message and let me know you started following me, so I can follow you, too!

Here's to happy Seattle underground prostitutes and the people who love them!

5 comments:

wildology said...

Wildology is now following you on The Twitter;) Go Ho History!

Fijufic said...

I do not have a twitter but I am following you....

Cheers,
Bobby

Christina said...

Probably a good plan, Bobby. Wildology found out the hard way that I tweet without thinking. Sometimes cute, and sometimes completely inappropriate. ;-)

Matt said...

...you had me at prostitutes. ;) Just kidding of course. Too bad I don't really use my Twitter. Too many Social Media vehicles, so little time. Would enjoy the inappropriate Tweets L, they are always the best... The most entertaining.

Sara said...

I already twit you...but what about the prostitutes?