So because I'm super organized and have an iPhone, I regularly take cell-notes so I don't forget important things. These are a few of the items I felt it was important to record for future reference:
"Jews don't use reindeers, they drive Subarus." --my brother on the difference between Hanukkah and Christmas
"Hey! A finger peeler!" --my sister, on receiving a vegetable peeler
"We have a saying... 'It's like a dead man talking about cold butt cheeks.'" --a student, talking about who knows what
"Business opportunity: flame retardant underwear." --this seemed reasonable after the roller derby bout...
As you can see, I never forget a good idea. What are some of your winners?
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8 comments:
Jews drive Subarus? Well, that is one gem of wisdom that I did NOT know!!
Love the difference between Christmas and Hanukkah.
I write down these little nuggets of magic during the school year because I've got a pen handy, but Summer has not been kind to me for that.
I hope you'll keep writing yours down because they amuse me so.
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